Population | 5.559 billion |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | snake |
The Armed Republic of Sretuolakaeszae Utopia is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.559 billion Sretuolakaeszae Utopians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Sretuolakaeszae Utopian economy, worth 582 trillion dollars a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 104,765 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 395,979 per year while the poor average 19,285, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.
Exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", Formula One cars in Sretuolakaeszae Utopia boast 56 miles per gallon, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, and people who have lived their entire lives in Sretuolakaeszae Utopia are shocked to discover that they are not citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sretuolakaeszae Utopia's national animal is the snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Sretuolakaeszae Utopia is ranked 30,035th in the world and 1,601st in Osiris for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,671.78 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sretuolakaeszae Utopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Sretuolakaeszae Utopia's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Sretuolakaeszae Utopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, the Top 5% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, Nudest, and Largest Manufacturing Sector, and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Sretuolakaeszae Utopia's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Sretuolakaeszae Utopia's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Sretuolakaeszae Utopia was refounded in Osiris.
- : Sretuolakaeszae Utopia ceased to exist in Lazarus.
- : Sretuolakaeszae Utopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Sretuolakaeszae Utopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Sretuolakaeszae Utopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.